Awas Bunting Mendadak :)

Karena blogdraip gue udah gue utak utik, jadi gue kembali ke blog lama, yaitu kolor-terbang.blogdrive.com!!! Ribet euy ngurus 2 blog…

Kalo ditungitangitung, udah lumayan lama juga gue ngeblog. Dari yang masih geblek dengan yang namanya CSS, HTML ampe sekarang yang malah tambah geblek, dari yang nulis sesopan mungkin ampe sekarang yang malah amburadul & bleberan ga keruan topiknya, dari yang cuma tau Blogdrive & Blogger tanpa tau site blog lain ampe sekarang yang ngerembet tau situs porn. huahahaha, dari yang ngandelin template yang norak bin ajaib ampe sekarang yang templatenya terbukti lebih oke! *kedip sebelah mata*, dari cuma punya 1 suami si Hyde ampe sekarang yang sukses dengan poligini non sororat, dari yang bejad hingga kini menjadi anak lugu, sopan, ramah tamah, ceria, cerdas, berwibawa dengan berideologi Pancasila *fitnah semua*. Yea…time goes so fast. Udah 2 taunan. Tapi dimanakah kini para dedengkot, Trezia, Azu, Sifra, Nanda, Archiel, Sakura, Nina, Dimas dkk??:)

Btw I got this from someone.

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England.
We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t finge,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out,
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
So if Father is Pop, how come Mother isn’t Mop
And if Mum is Mummy, then Daddy must be DUMMY!!

Lagi-lagi berita yang paling marak dikancah perjepangan Setelah hiatus dari perilisan album dan single, finally, L’Arc~en~Ciel kembali akan merelease single baru yang berjudul SHINE dan SEVENTH HEAVEN. Untuk SHINE sendiri dipakai sebagai theme song anime NHK-BS yang berjudul Seirei no Moribito. Sementara SHINE akan segera direlease, single SEVENTH HEAVEN yang atmosfirnya lebih ke Laruku di masa awal rencananya bakal direlease tanggal 30 Mei. Single SHINE (TV rip) bisa didownload di sini, dan SEVENTH HEAVEN (kualitasnya masih jelek) bisa didownload di sini. Enjoy it -thx to Alice_Zero-

Karena request fans-fans saya yang setia *ngartis.com*, gue pun memutuskan untuk pake WordPress juga ^_^ FYI, blog gue yang sebelumnya (dan sampai sekarang masih dipake) bisa diliat di http://kolor-terbang.blogdrive.com. Isi posting akan gue samakan (dengan menjunjung HAB, Hak Asasi Blog. Samakan derajat mereka!!xD), jadi jangan ngarep otak gue yang cuma setengah ini akan rajin menulis posting yang berbeda antara si Kolor-Terbang™ ama si Kecoak-Bunting™.

Soal kenapa namanya Kecoak Bunting™, mungkin karena serangga-sialan-pengejar-manusia ini memiliki kharisma yang mistis *nyengir-sok-tau*. Kenapa bunting? Karena kecoak pun kalo baca blog ini langsung bunting. Ehuehehehehe.. douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu